It's a tough job preventing politicians from saying foolish things. Take President Biden's infamous "go lick the world" gaffe, for example – a moment that surely caused White House staff worldwide to facepalm. This inspired Pixel Play's new game, Go Lick The World, a satirical clicker game that hilariously blends the absurdity of politics with addictive gameplay.
The objective? Virtually lick the globe as fast as possible (finger-licking recommended!). Tap the spinning 3D Earth, accumulating points and aiming for leaderboard supremacy.
Boost your score by tapping LickLink satellites (a Starlink parody), F35s, electric cars, and even Lick Force One (Biden's plane!). On Earth, targets include the White House, Antarctica, the pyramids, and a less-than-savory San Francisco.
The game's quirky charm lies in its ever-changing assortment of objects: Impeach-Mints on Mondays, tacos on Tuesdays, Swifties on Saturdays, and pizza for Pizzagate enthusiasts.
Unlockable Earth skins and accessories add to the fun, including a "clown world" face, various hats (including a censored Texas-Mexico border hat), and solar eclipse glasses. These are earned by watching ads. A recent update, "The Great Debate Update," even features a certain prominent figure's iconic hairstyle and trucker hats representing opposing political viewpoints.
Go Lick The World is free on the App Store and Google Play. In-app purchases remove ads, enable auto-clicking (meet LickGPT!), and unlock a coveted blue tick.
UPDATE: The Great Debate Update includes trucker hats for both sides of the political spectrum and, yes, Trump's hair.